jakebiebs:


Oh so he’s not missing, you just haven’t given him the honor. And who might this lucky person be?

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That’s a secret.

jakebiebs:


Then you should find one soon.

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I found somebody, I just haven’t crowned him yet.

  • @phoenixmas: i didn't buy any christmas presents yet. whoops.
  • @phoenixmas: zac and i adopted each other. our new last name is Malson and we are accepting member into our family, you just have to fill out a simple 4 page application.
  • @phoenixmas: or you could just join if we like you

byeimmason:


I’m going to call you lazy fat ass. 

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That’s cause you’re rude.

jakebiebs:


Where’s your king?

He’s missing at the moment.

camsux:


Okay, well, let me rephrase that.. your poor future possible kids.

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Maybe I just shouldn’t have any.

hiblake:


C’mon that’s not true, there’s plenty of people who’d want to cuddle you. Comes with the whole ‘looking cuddly’ thing that you have. If you do cuddle your pillow though, it’s a lucky one in my book.

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Well, I think you may be the only one who wants to cuddle me, which is perfectly fine with me.